Boys.
Boys are interesting beings. Personally, at this point in time, I don't know how to feel about them. Let me explain.
First, they're cute, innocent little babies... Then you have to change diapers. Granted, you have to do that with girls as well. There are many many things I could go into about girls, but let's keep this one on topic, shall we?
After diapers, they become "little kids." Little kids are dangerous. They thing tractors are awesome, mud is great, and a combination of the two is to die for. They're sweet. They'll play with girls and it won't be a big deal. Occasionally there will be the boy who wants to marry all the girls... Watch out for him.
Then they become computer zombies. About ten until fourteen, computer/video games. All. The. Time. During this time, they also frequently neglect the idea of personal hygiene. That usually hits around 13, when Mom doesn't make them anymore.
Then the real trouble starts. They notice girls. Honestly guys, girls are not that spectacular; and chances are she'll break your heart rather than look at you. But it happens. The guys like the girls, the girls like the guys, and we get trouble. Suddenly your best friend since third grade is trying to kiss you. Not cool. Why, you may ask? Hormones. Terrible stuff.
When the guy likes the girl, and the girl likes the guy, it's not uncommon for this thing called "dating" to happen. Or at least something like dating. A "couple" is formed, and they're happy for about three weeks, if you're lucky. Then they get tired of you.
Sometimes a girl is just sitting there and her friend asks her out. Boom. What? Confusion. Then it happens a lot. But girls, being the silly beings that they are, refuse their love, because they love another. Often that other winds up being a complete jerk, but the girl is too preoccupied with his sexy hair to notice how he treats her.
So when the girl finally gets the guy she wants, it is nearly inevitable that one or the other will end up with its heart broken.
Eventually, a girl will wind up married. Then there are options. He can work too much, cheat, drink, gamble, or any combination of those and other things. She will wonder where the guy she fell in love with went.
The sad truth of all this, is that there are those out there who believe every word of it. Please ladies, don't. Some of it is true, some of it may be true. But I certainly don't expect to end up the sad wife who sits at home, waiting for her honey to get there to pass out from exhaustion.
Honestly guys, I don't know where this one came from.
First, they're cute, innocent little babies... Then you have to change diapers. Granted, you have to do that with girls as well. There are many many things I could go into about girls, but let's keep this one on topic, shall we?
After diapers, they become "little kids." Little kids are dangerous. They thing tractors are awesome, mud is great, and a combination of the two is to die for. They're sweet. They'll play with girls and it won't be a big deal. Occasionally there will be the boy who wants to marry all the girls... Watch out for him.
Then they become computer zombies. About ten until fourteen, computer/video games. All. The. Time. During this time, they also frequently neglect the idea of personal hygiene. That usually hits around 13, when Mom doesn't make them anymore.
Then the real trouble starts. They notice girls. Honestly guys, girls are not that spectacular; and chances are she'll break your heart rather than look at you. But it happens. The guys like the girls, the girls like the guys, and we get trouble. Suddenly your best friend since third grade is trying to kiss you. Not cool. Why, you may ask? Hormones. Terrible stuff.
When the guy likes the girl, and the girl likes the guy, it's not uncommon for this thing called "dating" to happen. Or at least something like dating. A "couple" is formed, and they're happy for about three weeks, if you're lucky. Then they get tired of you.
Sometimes a girl is just sitting there and her friend asks her out. Boom. What? Confusion. Then it happens a lot. But girls, being the silly beings that they are, refuse their love, because they love another. Often that other winds up being a complete jerk, but the girl is too preoccupied with his sexy hair to notice how he treats her.
So when the girl finally gets the guy she wants, it is nearly inevitable that one or the other will end up with its heart broken.
Eventually, a girl will wind up married. Then there are options. He can work too much, cheat, drink, gamble, or any combination of those and other things. She will wonder where the guy she fell in love with went.
The sad truth of all this, is that there are those out there who believe every word of it. Please ladies, don't. Some of it is true, some of it may be true. But I certainly don't expect to end up the sad wife who sits at home, waiting for her honey to get there to pass out from exhaustion.
Honestly guys, I don't know where this one came from.
posted by Hannah at 8:15 PM
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